By broken finger - 18/07/2013 20:53 - United States

Today, while wiping my ass, the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it, and I'm sure it will again. FML
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revan546 24

Sounds like a shitty situa- no... No.. Im better than this...

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1crabbygirl 10

I am astounded by the number of FML's that could be prevented with a courtesy flush.

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PieknyCzlowiek 7

Not to be weird but if I kept touhig my own shit in a toilet because my finger is set, I would just stand up. Only because I cant usr my left hand...

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justmeCee 16

Ummm...Use the other hand to wipe. YDI if you can't think if that on your own.

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Euronymous93 29

Dude, way too much information! Why don't you just use your other hand?

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nognom 2

Wipe with the other hand or spay yourself so you don't continue stupid genes into the world.

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circlelranch69 1

How bout stand the **** up till the finger heals. Please tell me you don't drive a car or fly planes or anything

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stitesy29 18

Why not stand up when you wipe your ass Am i the only one that does that?

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caitlinbblack 14

I think we are..

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