Work: Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full...

By paperbagofdoom - 29/05/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By Shannon - 29/11/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two-month old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML

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By Why Me - 12/08/2015 13:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML

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By cole - 24/04/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said, "Hey, I love your jacket, where'd you get that?" I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere." FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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You deserved it 2 885

By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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rukusrazor 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:13

#2? How was Raiders of the Lost Ark a fail? You mean Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? That one George Lucas nuked the ******* fridge on.

thunderbrave 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:06

WERE you Indiana Jones? maybe you should invest in a Wii Fit or something. gotta keep that name as respected as possible... especially after that Raiders of the Lost Ark fail, he needs all the help he can get

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rice_cake 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:19

That's so mean! Little kids are extremely lacking in tact so they can sound cruel. But I'm sure they weren't trying to be :)

kingbeau 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:22

#9, it's not biggest loser style exercise, but most people don't have medical staff hanging around for when the extreme training inevitably injures one of the fat people on that show. Not to mention fat people are fat specifically because they DON'T do "real exercise" as you call it. It's physical activity that people will actually do, which is a whole sight better than nothing. Only personal trainers and gym owners bitch about it not being "real exercise"... Also, on topic, why would they hire a fat indiana jones?

yer_maw 1

Friday 29 May 2009 16:33

FYL- kids call you fat and you just walk about a theme park all day as a job

amazons 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:39

Eh, you have more of a life than I do.

mike_i_am 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:53

if it's any consolation, Harrison Ford is fat now too haha

tWitt3rBuG 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:10

Kids with such brutal honesty! Well are you? If you aint don't worry about it. If you are, dude, i guess it's time to re-evaluate your life.

gaby904 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:14

#11 - no.

dyld921 2

Friday 29 May 2009 18:19

Don't listen to what random kids say to you. They mean nothing.

NonchalantSavant 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:22

Indiana Pwn'd

c0w 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:23

Your life was a FML the minute you were forced to work on that attraction (I'm just going to assume you were working there and not ODV/shops). I'm sure the drama you experience there is nothing compared to the mean things kids say to you...or the abuse you receive weekly by angry parents. Be proud that you get to work a job thousands of kids like that little brat can only dream of. :)