Work: Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a...

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 15:30 - United States - Brunswick

Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML

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By cassiebee - 04/11/2012 14:16 - United States - Morgan

Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML

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By PineappleOfMyEye - 24/09/2018 17:30

Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 04:02

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By fuck you walmart - 26/04/2013 22:03 - United States

Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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Jan scams again

By jb100 - 24/07/2015 20:08 - United States - Perryville

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

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Hustlers University

By jpaylay - 20/05/2023 01:00

Today, I was told it was “disgusting” that we charged $1.75 for 2 donuts instead of 3 for the same price. I had to throw them out. FML

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Friday 14 January 2011 1:38

The people that shop at dollar stores...

Doortje 29

Friday 14 January 2011 1:45

Do you have brains at that $1 shop? You should sell one to her.

Comments

mcwildcat8230 0

Friday 14 January 2011 18:31

I really enjoy your use of grammar to say both and then reference three people, haha shows the level of person that would say something so stupid. MJ was badass.

dolliee 1

Friday 14 January 2011 20:46

Was She Asian?

lexi365 20

Monday 27 June 2011 5:09

Asians are smart so probably not. (no racism intended)

DomoCullen 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 2:02

sigh. I hate it when ppl have comment fights.

Wudadoll7 5

Saturday 15 January 2011 2:20

ROFL OMG I would have loved to have seen that.

varkey 7

Saturday 15 January 2011 4:03

wtf, press charges

mickeyroxsox 2

Saturday 15 January 2011 7:23

sigh. the stupid people in the world will soon kill us all

JanisEvans 10

Saturday 15 January 2011 18:44

Agreed, she's dumb. But it would have to be quite the doughnut to make me pay 1 Dollar for just one. Then again, American doughnuts might be as oversized as all else there, so who am I to judge?

iBiteRoses 22

Saturday 11 February 2012 22:18

Don't be so rude, just because some people here are ******* nasty fat-asses, doesn't mean that ABSOLUTELY ******* EVERYONE is the same way. Because I know that I'M not like that, and I know that my FRIENDS aren't like that, so why don't you tell where you're from so we can all make discriminatory comments about you.

maddieomg 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:19

I happen to be that "woman" that "clobbered" you! it's not my fault Ur doughnuts are that xpensive!!!!

cecedarling 21

Tuesday 18 January 2011 20:43

And it's probably not their fault that the doughnuts are "expensive" either. It's a dollar store, if you wanted a cheaper doughnut then you should have gone somewhere else.