By Anonymous - 24/04/2018 03:44

Today, while working at a restaurant, I told an old couple that their “vibrator will go off when a table is available.” I meant to say pager. They walked out. FML
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interesting33 36

I feel like their reaction was quite an overreaction... it is very natural to say vibrator for that.

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Donut_Wizard 23

When they walked out, did they take the pager with them?

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Lobby_Bee 17

Those dirty old people. SMH

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Tarlachia 33

OP, I know you ended up taking on an unplanned overnight shift... did you return to your car only to find it smeared with tacos?

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Glowworm56 26

Well that is definitely what it does, so it really wasn't a slip-up.

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my2centsworth 15

Perhaps they went home to get their vibrator so they would know when their table was ready.

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Ali Alexandrea 16

what an overreaction, who acts like such a dick over an obviously innocent mistake, it's not like you used an actually crass word in front of them

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3ziam3lia 14

I think vibrator is a perfectly normal saying for something like that. I’ve heard it many times in restaurants and never thought twice.

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