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By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

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You deserved it 2 284

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 10:01 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, whilst working in a law firm, I took a call from a criminal, demanding that we apply for bail as he didn't like being in jail. When I tried to explain no one likes being in jail, he became angry and hung up the phone. FML

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By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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You deserved it 3 077

By Ben - 01/03/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 026

You deserved it 17 396

By bizzyizzy0121 - 21/11/2011 06:28 - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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You deserved it 3 207

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By blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

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You deserved it 14 501

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I had to deal with my baby daddy, who I currently live with and was in a relationship with (but not anymore after today) cursed me out after someone who works for the county came to our home and served him papers. Mind you he’s been speaking on the phone with this person, and told them he would be home. FML

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You deserved it 184

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 119

You deserved it 3 775

By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 925

You deserved it 4 866

By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 689

You deserved it 4 014

By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 439

You deserved it 3 366

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Monday 3 October 2011 8:52

There's nothing you can do once he finds your number.

HunkyFes 6

Monday 3 October 2011 8:52

You're so in ;)

Comments

SilentTreatment 7

Monday 3 October 2011 9:22

1-800-COLLECT-AN-ASS-WHOOPIN. An nah, it ain't free!

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 3 October 2011 10:27

You wrecked my car! Are you blind?! "Boondocks reference"

juicyfruit222 0

Monday 3 October 2011 9:31

Omg was it my baby daddy?!? Lmao

laceyanneman 7

Monday 3 October 2011 9:53

Ah jeez

stronghand0331 17

Monday 3 October 2011 9:35

1-800-CHOKE DAT HO!

Garytt 0

Monday 3 October 2011 9:44

How did he get your number?!

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Monday 3 October 2011 9:51

Time to spread the word that this prisoner enjoys being the woman in a relationship.

Euphorically 14

Monday 3 October 2011 9:51

They probably understand the FML they just don't see how she could be physically attacked over a phone call.

aFreedom127 9

Monday 3 October 2011 10:44

Tell him that spanking is much more fun than hitting.

Vash_41288 10

Monday 3 October 2011 11:33

No fraternizing with the inmates now. All they look for is one moment of you dropping your guard and shit hits the fan.... Brrrrrrhhh(the sound I assume it makes)