By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

There's nothing you can do once he finds your number.

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life2007 0

I know the feeling as well I work in a jail as well.

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ohmandapants 16

Funny thing about working in a jail...you meet all sorts of the best kind of people

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briana17 0

hope he doesn't find out your number or your screwed haha

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Derekx5 1

lmao that would be creepy if he had your number.

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UnicornPoop97 0

i would cry & run away. then i would piss my pants & resign. then i would move outta the ******* country.

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princess151617 4

Lol...I'm sorry but that's funny,

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Karls_Marx 13

Just don't buy Him ear rings and a wedding ring And you won't be arrested and imprisoned

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