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By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 10:01 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, whilst working in a law firm, I took a call from a criminal, demanding that we apply for bail as he didn't like being in jail. When I tried to explain no one likes being in jail, he became angry and hung up the phone. FML

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By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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By Ben - 01/03/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML

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By bizzyizzy0121 - 21/11/2011 06:28 - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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By blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I had to deal with my baby daddy, who I currently live with and was in a relationship with (but not anymore after today) cursed me out after someone who works for the county came to our home and served him papers. Mind you he’s been speaking on the phone with this person, and told them he would be home. FML

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By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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Monday 3 October 2011 8:52

There's nothing you can do once he finds your number.

HunkyFes 6

Monday 3 October 2011 8:52

You're so in ;)

Comments

Joshoa123 16

Monday 3 October 2011 8:58

Make him your prisoner of love.

Sabraynay 10

Monday 3 October 2011 9:00

He wants you.

Awsemogreeb 19

Monday 3 October 2011 11:13

Thanks for that Captain Obvious.

khaya 9

Monday 3 October 2011 9:02

Well, his wife sure isn't going to accept his call.

s0m3guy2010 21

Monday 3 October 2011 9:03

Would you happen to be one of Charlie Sheen's ex goddesses?

ideasrule 13

Monday 3 October 2011 9:10

Inmates are only human, and they experience as much loneliness and need for companionship as the rest of us. In fact, loneliness is a major problem affecting the psychological health of prisoners, hence charities like writeaprisoner.com. While I agree that the OP shouldn't have given out her number, the inmate's question was not completely ridiculous.

kiakia0131 23

Monday 3 October 2011 15:53

It doesn't specifically state she gave him her number. If she did she is stupid, and violating the terms of her job. Correction Officers and other jail or prison staff are not supposed to have a relationship of any kind with the inmates (well aside from staff-inmate). If she did give the inmate her number, she could get fired. Someone would find out eventually.