Intimacy: Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to...

By creepedouthostess - 17/06/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 476

You deserved it 3 126

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 147

You deserved it 3 006

Nan's gotta have it

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 07:53 - Canada

Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 825

You deserved it 9 631

By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 878

You deserved it 6 559

I don't get paid enough for this

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 09:41 - United States

Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2 a.m. Some old man pulled in and asked me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replied, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 351

You deserved it 6 715

Nice try

By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 813

You deserved it 76 277

By Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 521

You deserved it 18 955

By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 839

You deserved it 5 205

Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 949

You deserved it 85

By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 725

You deserved it 26 961

Perv

By WhyMe - 09/04/2017 22:00

Today, at work, a customer was staring at me for a long time. Hoping to break the awkwardness, I asked him what brought him to the store today. He complimented me on my friendly demeanor, then followed up with, "Since you're so friendly, how about coming in the bathroom with me and giving me a hand?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 391

You deserved it 396

JYNXX21 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:07

i would say FYL, but ur probably gonna get a mean ass tip. u go girl! lol

Today_i_died_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:07

Good to know you attract some people Pedo-bear makes a move

Comments

fxdxhk90 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:28

All you had to do was give him to a male waiter, problem solved.

deathnotelovaaa 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 22:57

wat if hes bi ?

blondegurl718 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:32

Well, at least you know your a hot mofo'!

justmyluck1212 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:37

"I know pawpaw, I know"...

dancin303 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:37

or she's in her work close and looks attractive. she's either looks like a ***** or he is senile (meaning she is not attractive)

mijzelffan 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:39

YDI for thinking he was kidding

mohomonopoly 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:39

Oh geez, pull out the viagra..

ironmagma 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:42

whyohwhyohwhy 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:45

i'm surprised how often men are total shit-bags to female servers. Deal with it and just hope he doesn't become a regular.

Knockyoudown 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:46

Ohh good god thats horrible "/

seb12992 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:52

Make him wait two hours before you bring him his food.

soccergirl37 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 1:17

Ridiculous! It was an unusally perverted thing to say; anyone would think he's kidding!

pippysthename00 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:55

This shouldn't be a FML. It means you're hot. Good for you (:

whatastory 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:31

What's your point? It IS creepy that an old man is hitting on a (probably) much younger guy/girl...unless you're into those daddies and all...

Lounia_fml 8

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:40

Yeah.. Because people love to get told that they're hot by old people xD LOOOOOL!!

christopherlove 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:42

You took the words out of my mouth, 20. That's what the man did wrong. He should have been a hot young guy. That bastard didn't think of that, did he?

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:48

It's still creepy when a guy who is old enough to be your grandfather or GREAT-grandfather is hitting on you, it is sick. I know, it's happened to me. Would you like it if a 75 year old woman with every disease out there probably and senile was hitting on you? Because you just love THAT kind of attention, eh? It wouldn't be creepy at all? Now shut up, and get over yourself.

aback 4

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:57

In that case, it would have been less creepy and more slimy.

Humanoid_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 22:43

I have to agree. Being a young waitress/hostess means you'll occasionally get hit on. It's not like he's stalking you; just move on. I think there should be a third voting option for "Not an FML." EDIT: Whoops. This was supposed to be a reply to #25.

MsSippi 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 23:24

#38 - yes. and i think the new layout of everything makes downloading the page take longer for my computer. which is annoying. People saying she'll get a good tip- she's the hostess not the waiter we normally don't make tips, at least at my restaurant. OP- i once had a pair of hollister khakis on (with the bird logo) and an old drunk dude grabbed the ass of my pants and asks "is that an eagle on your pants?" Creepers happen. Especially in the restaurant industry.

jnic 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:32

I know I wouldn't care, personally. It's still just not classy and stupid humor to ask "Is this the red light district?"

Dragodon64 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 7:53

What's wrong with him being into younger women? I don't think people's age preferences necessarily change with their age.

Jehanne_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 8:52

Unwanted sexual advances are creepy, full stop. In this case, he was using her position as a waitress to his advantage, taking advantage of the fact that she had to be nice to him and couldn't just walk away. It's not a compliment, it's sexual harassment. He's another asshole on a power trip, just like all the "hot" boys who think sexual harassment is innocent fun. So yes, it would have been creepy coming from a hot boy.