Intimacy: Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to...

By creepedouthostess - 17/06/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 07:53 - Canada

Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 09:41 - United States

Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2 a.m. Some old man pulled in and asked me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replied, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML

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Nice try

By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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You deserved it 18 955

By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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You deserved it 26 961

Perv

By WhyMe - 09/04/2017 22:00

Today, at work, a customer was staring at me for a long time. Hoping to break the awkwardness, I asked him what brought him to the store today. He complimented me on my friendly demeanor, then followed up with, "Since you're so friendly, how about coming in the bathroom with me and giving me a hand?" FML

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JYNXX21 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:07

i would say FYL, but ur probably gonna get a mean ass tip. u go girl! lol

Today_i_died_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:07

Good to know you attract some people Pedo-bear makes a move

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grlwitperlEring 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:12

Ewww Creepy old men, I think we've all been there You have my sympathy

IambecomeRAWR 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:17

A very good point....

kukopia 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:33

An old guy flirting with you is NOT a FML! It's LIFE. You are obviously to immature to be dealing with the public. Crawl back under mommies apron (but don't look up).

jessioner 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:39

mm....somehow this seems too coincidental to be true..like something from SNL or COmedy Central or soemthing...funny either way though

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:45

Bah! Big whoop. You are just a hostess. You sat him, he made eyes at you and you walk back to the entryway. Not like you had to come refill his coffee every 10 minutes. Booooring.

aback 4

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:55

He's probably one of those charmers who just have to turn everything into a sexual situation. Kind of like Beavis 50 years from now. I bet he'll be a real laff riot at the nursing home.

Youre_not_sorry7 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:56

Baha aww poor you fyl indeed

Youre_not_sorry7 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:58

Baha aww poor you fyl indeed

ArmyOfOne 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 22:19

ZOMG ARE YOU HOT?!?!?! /ducks :P

funsize003 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 22:28

ummm **** with his food so it taste's nasty, so he never comes back. and to all the people who are saying this isn't an FML, don't listen. I've been in this situation, it can be pretty awkward and uncomfortable. The age difference is a big issue, if it had been a thirty year old hitting on a nine year old, everyone would freak out. but honestly, it's the same situation.