By faitoh - 23/05/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Lisburn

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 711
You deserved it 117 322

faitoh tells us more.

Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.

Top comments

flockz 19

**** my life i'm a colossal douche.

He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.

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Congratulations, you won the "Douchebag" badge on FML.

And they say humans are superior species...

larsak 3

LOL never mess with bikers hon. They're so cray

Sometimes I wonder why the UK has so many road fatalities, then I read stuff like this. Y.D.I. and I hope he reported you.

CeeCee_fml 16

I will never understand the users who submit blatant YDI stories.

you think that's the reason they put the YDI button, to allow us to show how much we hate people like this idiot here.

Grauncho 27

Did you really post this expecting any pity? It's a pity he didn't put your dumbass in the hospital.

Not enough words to say how much you deserve it... And count your blessings that you got off that easily for being such a moron.

loti18 8

That's a horrible and irresponsible thing to do! Idiot.