Truly OP YDI and much much more. You have won the honor of setting the standard for idiotic asshat of the century. I can only hope that much much worse happens to you if you ever indulge your demented sense of "humor" on someone else!!!!! May you spend eternity with air horns blasting 2" from your ears while you're dog paddling in a giant bowl of tepid spit and monkey diarrhea!!!! Have a nice day!!!

Hell yea **** Your Life! You're lucky he didn't fall and injure himself. Your ass would be in some trouble. Try to stay away of stupidity.

Should have farted on the cyclist for getting too close. Btw you're a prick!

You got what you deserve op YDI

You do realise that your mindless prank could have resulted in the cyclists death had you scared him into crashing? You ******* deserve it. I hope being hit by the mirror was painful.

Wow it sure is funny to be a complete douchebag!

Being a cyclist myself and having a phobia of loud noises I if I had the strength to destroy a mirror would do the same thing that's not funny man

You definitely deserved it you douche bag! What if got startled and wiped out? He could've gotten hurt pretty badly you idiot!

Excuse me sir, at what part of your story were we meant to feel sorry for you? You do understand the FML is about sharing stories about how we get screwed over through no fault of our own, so that we can elicit sympathy from complete strangers, and not about how you being a ******* obnoxious dick backfired on you, right? Like many people here I can honestly say that I would not be capable of holding back, if someone did something deliberately stupid to me that could have threatened my life like that, I would throw them to the ground and kick their teeth in, and wouldn't stop even when the lower jaw broke off.

Was OP expecting pity when he posted this FML? Because he's not going to get any. **** you OP. You suck.