Animals: Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip... - FML

By Ashlynnlove - 10/02/2014 14:12 - United States

Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising my middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished my cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting my death. FML

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Ashlynnlove 10

Tuesday 11 February 2014 17:54

I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.

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cdgrayson 21

Monday 10 February 2014 19:23

Or she's just dying?

mattjamt 16

Monday 10 February 2014 19:25

If she's wheezing, take her to the vet! You can't be dumb enough to think that's the cats "evil laugh".

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natalies0drizzy 3

Sunday 16 February 2014 9:33

Done the exact same thing! Hurts so bad and it's always when I'm rushing -_-

AcidicNerdyChick 6

Tuesday 19 August 2014 7:35

You should probably take her to the vet and make sure you didn't break a rib puncturing her lung when you fell on your cat

freer14 12

Monday 4 May 2015 7:23

She was plotting is long before this incident. Cats are @$$holes

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