By AntSimo - 19/05/2009 07:46 - South Africa

Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 661
You deserved it 2 968

Same thing different taste

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A CV is short for curriculum vitae or more commonly known as a résumé.

notmuch 0

Wait what? Who pressed the charges if not you?

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A CV is short for curriculum vitae or more commonly known as a résumé.

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#14 i think you deserve to be shot in the face for being a ****.

aquariusbeauty 0

that sucks,that really sucks

you deserve it for saying WHILST and trying to sound like a douchebag.