Transportation, Weird and Airplanes: Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight,...

By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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By whatsmccraken - 10/09/2009 12:37 - Taiwan

Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By skrillexblewme - 02/08/2012 16:30 - United States

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

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Salivating

By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I flew into Denver. Never having been here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By Flyier - 30/09/2017 04:30

Today, as a flight attendant, I had to deal with a passenger staring at a stewardess constantly and masturbating. His wife was sitting next to him and didn't mind. FML

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Travelling light

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was stuck in a window seat next to the biggest/angriest man I've ever seen. During the trip, I reached down to pick up what I thought was my pillow but instead managed to pull off his huge sock. I couldn't put it back so had to pretend I had no idea why he was glaring at me when he woke up. FML

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By lotd - 31/07/2012 23:28 - United Kingdom - Henley On Thames

Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML

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talloctopus 7

Tuesday 8 January 2013 8:59

Hope he made a wish first.

pinkpixie06 11

Tuesday 8 January 2013 8:58

Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*

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Barhinder 9

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:07

I think he was trying to show his dominance...over the arm rest...

sunkissedluster 20

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:07

oh what the actual ****?? some people are just messed up :S

sugarshane007 20

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:12

Either that, or it's a truly bizarre culinary endeavor.

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 8 January 2013 14:00

What if op was eye candy.

poccocurantes 7

Tuesday 8 January 2013 16:25

Doctor Lechter I presume.

shabbydoooo 8

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:08

Wtf lol

sugarshane007 20

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:15

I'm afraid you were an "omg" away from a successful valley girl sounding comment. But I will give you points for effort!

oj101 33

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:09

Eyelash fetish. That's a new one.

JoeRogansBEARD 15

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:09

As long as no beard hair was eaten I'm ok with this

Pikachu17 13

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:09

Maybe it's a compliment!

hannaaaahr 33

Tuesday 8 January 2013 15:28

'you cute so I ate your eyelash'? Hmm I'll try that out the next time I fancy someone.

BunchieRules 31

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:16

74 - Agreed. "You've got tasty eyelashes" is almost as creepy as "you got a purty mouth."

twye 22

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:11

Did he try to get more of them?

dRUMsKELETON 12

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:11

Wasting a perfectly good wish, pff. Hope you were able to escape the creep, OP.

melbaby112 11

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:14

wow guess he took making a wish to a whole new level...

sugarshane007 20

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:17

Some wishes really just have to be digested.

heytrollhey 12

Tuesday 8 January 2013 9:17

Are you sure you're not sitting next to a monkey?

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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Today, after almost a year of working two jobs, I managed to save up $2,000. I decided to treat myself to a week in Japan, but while walking to the Japanese Embassy to exchange my dollars for yen, I got robbed at gunpoint. I had the money in cash. FML

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Today, my computer stopped working. Me, the technology challenged one, decided to do a system recovery on it hoping that I could make it better. Turns out, system recovery means deleting all the files off the computer including family photos, music and assignments and starting fresh. FML

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Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

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Same thing different taste

Have a nice trip!

Unflattered

Salivating

Travelling light

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