By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

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keeneh16 0

tell her that housecats are actually mountain lions in diguise and dog saliva is highly corrosive

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Babay_gurl457 0

Hey dumbs***s it's called txt spelling learn it n stop correcting me bcuz for yo info I skiped a grade I am in GT LA and math and science and in pre ap history so get ovr yourself and stop gettin on my case a**holes

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wwerulez14 6

No offense, but if your school is allowing you to take "advanced" classes, your school must be quite pathetic. And you're on FML, knowing full-well that people on here are grammar Nazis, and yet you use "txt" language, and then complain? YDI pal. Either ignore people, and quit your bitching, or reform your language. Take your pick.

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Babay_gurl457 0

And yes this is the 13 yr old so AHA! Go f*** off

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guitar0501 0

I don't think i could convince my 5 year old sister that....

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doofinsmurf 0

This seems more like a "My Life Is Average" than an FML. How in the hell do crappy, stupid Fml's always get leaked onto the site? Screw you guys, I'm going to MLIA.

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sparta98 4

Eh, the ditzy ones are usually really goodhearted, so you've got that much going for you, OP. Good luck

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aardvarkish 15

I'm sure the daughter was just like "Oh how sweet." while neither hearing the mother's comment nor caring.

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mannykinz 9

hmm. I think I'll try that on someone.

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alyssasuro 1

Shane Dawson shirt? I LOVE HIM! :) OP, your daughter needs help.

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boysinblue07 0

I am guessing she is blonde... hope she is cute atleast

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spanelli 16

I'm guessing you are as well.

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