By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

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ashseal 11

That's not very nice to say about your daughter. and wow I'm 13 and I'm not even that stupid

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tesuan 0

your picture screws with my mind... infinite iPod...

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spanelli 16

That is a very two-folded comment.

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sev770 0

you're 13? stop watching jersey shore and get some individuality... god my generation suck now that's an FML

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taintedblue 3

seriously! what's with the dark lipstick

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ashseal 11

and what does being 13 have to do anything with having no individuality??

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spanelli 16

25- She called the OP rude for saying that her daughter is dumb. Then, she herself calls the daughter dumb. So, yes, it is.

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ashseal 11

I was saying that it's not very nice for a mother to call her own daughter stupid

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spanelli 16

No shit, I just said that.

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spanelli 16

You are obviously new here. Get over it, the world isn't a nice place.

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iAmPaul 49

you missed the joke entirely.

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itstwinsanity 0

Tomorrow see if she'll believe that cheerios are doughnut seeds :)

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ExpensiveToy 0

ahahah, i'll try that one with my cousin tomorrow... (she's 7) xD

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emodude44 0

I'll date your daughter. I'm 16. I bet I can have a LOT of fun with her!

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jrad1982 0

keep it in your pants, don't you have to cut yourself soon or something..

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Johdy 0

lol says the guy humping a chair in his pic...

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Jonah171 12

Says the guy... Wait, wtf is your pic, 95? o_o

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BeautyOfGrace 0

I imagine she's got looks, because she would've NEVER have survived high school. So just put her into cheerleading or modeling or something. Cause she ain't getting anywhere in college telling everyone that.

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xX504DBXx 0

hahaha. aren't you just a successful parent.

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FukYurLife_89 0

takes an airhead to raise an airhead.... I don't know what it is yet but you deserve whatever it is.

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nocanhaz 4

I wouldn't worry she is only 7. Little kids are supposed to be gullible.

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nocanhaz 4

O, yeah it does say 17. Well sorry for the mistake, op good luck with that daughter of yours. That's really all I can say.

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deafeningsilence 8

It's okay, I read 7 too...

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Well, you fail as a parent, OP. But you already know that, so there's nothing more to say.

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