Miscellaneous: Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the...

By youmothERFUCKErs - 13/08/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML

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Same thing different taste

By xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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Hair-raising

By Anonymous - 04/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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Policy schmolicy

By p!nk - 12/09/2020 11:01 - United States

Today, I let my daughter dye her hair pink. I got an email from her school stating that the hair color violated the school dress code as it's “distracting,” and she will not be allowed to attend classes until she changes it. We do school over Zoom. Not sure how her hair distracts on a screen. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By InnocenceBlue - 01/08/2019 12:00

Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly my hair for some reason. As she's always whinging about it being dyed blonde, I dyed it back to my natural colour again to appease her, and stop the constant bullying. She hates it. FML

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Everything's gone green

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 18:00

Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML

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By Classy Broad - 15/05/2019 22:15

Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML

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Crisis

By Tracey J - 11/02/2025 12:00 - United States - Sacramento

Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML

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CodieMotionless 2

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:18

What color is your hair naturally? ._.

Sparks808 10

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:18

They can't make you dye your hair... That doesn't make sense or seem right at all. You go to a religious school or something? Which still doesn't make sense considering that's the color God gave you. FYL.

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DelphiCat 17

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:56

My guess would be freakishly white-blonde, it occurs rarely enough that some twat'll be maintaining that it cannot occur naturally and therefore isn't allowed...

perdix 29

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:00

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bsmith9942 11

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:13

GINGERS HAVE SOULS! Haven't you seen the video?

fallenangel012 0

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:56

Don't be an asshole

DeathcoreDashie 11

Saturday 25 January 2014 16:59

62, if you haven't seen perdix's comments before, everything he says is usually a joke.

nevereyes 31

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:03

I wouldn't dye it regardless of school rules.

etoilenuit 15

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:04

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Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:49

Are you retarded?

day624 14

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:05

Is your hair naturally rainbow or something?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:11

The skittles girl! Ohhh, let me taste the rainbow

Keep_It_Hot99 8

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:40

THAT! Would be awesome.

BradTheBrony 19

Thursday 16 August 2012 1:17

M-m-must... resist... making... comment! JUST LIKE RAINBOW DASH! *slaps hands over mouth*

tonijulie 20

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:07

There was a school in my area in New Zealand that had a rule like this. If you were naturally a red head, you had to have a note from your parents. So ridiculous. The principal was some spastic strict woman that came from a girls boarding school. FYL op :(

Acacia5353 1

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:18

Wow that is so slow!! What person in there right mind would make you dye your hair!! If it's natural I would just leave it get a lawyer sue there butts off and I bet the will change the rules!! Ughh people like that make me mad!!! Well I hope you get this straightened out!! Bye!!