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Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

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Comments

plexico 3

plexico wants to know something about the date. plexico wants to know if you have a problem with people who don't use pronouns to refer to people's selves. Tell us something that will make plexico's day.

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Intoxicunt 5

"Us" is a pronoun referring to people's selves.

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plexico 3

"Us" referred to the entire FML readership which includes people who use pronouns. Nice try, though.

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Dahlia_F 0

dahlia says to intoxicunt, you can't beat plexico, he will pwn you in the ass.

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TheLetterZero 7

Sorry, "us" includes yourself with the FML readership, breaking the rules of third person. The correct way would be "plexico and everyone on FML" or something similar.

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Intoxicunt 5

You're included in "us", otherwise it would be "they". #136 is right, as am I. NICE TRY. :) plex is going to do what to my ass? Did I agree to this?

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meezer008 0

hahaha this is so funny everyones in third person now

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DameGreyWulf 0

Methinks your blind date was trollin' Investigate. He might be hilarious.

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XxWATERMELONxX 0

Jen thinks this FML is funny!! Jen just added this to her favorites!

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Moore1 0

Serena lol'd. Oh yes, Serena lol'd hard.

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jpopdream 0

LMFAOOOOOOO Yuna thinks Alan and Alan are awesome, and that Alan will win.

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ladiesman14 0

who was the third person ? i dont get it. i might be stoned.

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