Relatable, Awkward, First Dates and Love: Todd is fine, and you?

Cami thought this was amusing. Cami has favourited it, but wonders why you didn't freak out this date by talking as though you had more than one person in your head.

Jiska1990 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:24

OMG fyl bigtime :P

mew_3 7

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:26

" Jimmies pretty sweet on Elaine!"

davidomke 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:14

"Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings"

john_bell 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:36

So how did it go?

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 014

You deserved it 3 401

Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 194

You deserved it 8 079

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Today, I picked up some of my friends from a bar downtown. They were pretty drunk and were yelling stupid things at people walking by. After stopping to let a fat guy cross the street, they yelled, "Hurry up fatty!" He responded by throwing his milkshake at my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 610

You deserved it 816

Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 078

You deserved it 123

Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 982

You deserved it 104

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 968

You deserved it 28 295

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 494

You deserved it 8 599

Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 448

You deserved it 825