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Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

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bigZZ 0

Zoe thinks this is cool. Zoe has a friend who says she thinks about herself in the third person. This came up in conversation when Zoe was telling her friend that she often imagines conversations with people in her head. Zoe wonders who is more crazy.

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ichwillkeinengel 0

Emily often imagines conversations in her head as well, and she says she thinks it's pretty normal.

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cinnaluna 0

Luna thinks you should all stop talking in third person xD Its confusing her brain!

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bodneyy 0

Jesse applauds OP for making about 100 people speak in third person. Jesse is pleased.

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x_Leopard_x 1

Chrissy says that must have been a very interesting date. :) Chrissy also says, LOL. xD

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Wankster 0

YDI for going on blind dates

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ichwillkeinengel 0

Emily thinks that really sucks. Emily says she knows some people who do that and it's really ******* annoying. Emily recommends kicking his ass.

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Mcgee363 0

Jimmy, and chris keller. first people i think of when i read this, lmao :)

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Intoxicunt 5

Wow, I'm now on a first-name basis with about a hundred new people. This day has been productive. Thank you, OP.

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