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Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

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sirfuzzitoes 0

Jimmy likes Elaine.

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Kristoffer 35

YDI for dating Bob Dole.

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jw90 18

Today I went on a blind date with this really pretty girl. Trying to be funny I talked myself through the whole thing in third person. Her reaction...posting it on FML.com.FML

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Tizianaj 0

One of my many mottoes: Never trust anyone who speaks of themselves in the third person, unless they are doing it for ironic effect and you know them very well.

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TheLetterZero 7

Brett likes all of the third-person comments. Self-narration is awesome.

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Chowi_fml 0

Did he look like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons? :D

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spaghetti_road 0

elle thought it was cute.. it's fun talking in 3rd person..

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WakingTheFallen 2

Bee finds that Funny. Bee Laughed. But Bee also thinks it's sorta cute XD

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