Top of the morning to ya

By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 13:32 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I was sitting at a bus stop reading a book when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a middle-aged lady in a leopard-skin coat stumble up to me. She stopped, belched twice, and unleashed a torrent of red wine colored vomit onto my bag. It was 8:45 am. FML
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Argumental_Rhino 8

What the **** is wrong with people these days, sorry for that OP.

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gracehi 31

She was just trying to share. Geez. How ungrateful can you get?

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cheshireau 26

That's just nasty. I would of rubbed it in her face.

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TheMathMajor 26

*would've Is it just me or is this mistake getting more and more common?

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pokefan813 16

I guess it's to piss the nazis off. Grab your shotguns, guys. This means war!

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annie_nk 22

I'm guessing her life motto is "It's 5 o'clock somewhere."

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Enslaved 36

"What's a motto?" "Nothing. What's a-motto with you?" Hakuna Matata!(:

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hotcaligirl 10

Must be amazing to be able to dissect and identify the contents of barf, like we all learned it along with our ABC's.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Well, that's just lovely, Op. At least your day will likely only improve from there. :p Ick.

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blahblahblah5_x 13

old lady must have had a crazy night before lmao

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afropuffjake 9

That just plain sucks OP I really hope your day ends on a better note >_

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funky2525 14

Mid-life crisis anyone?

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captainburke 5

That's on you she gave you plenty of warning and you weren't fast enough! That is disgusting, though, op.

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