Kids: Tough guy

Tough guy

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 04:26 - United States - Austin

Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

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By myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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Gun culture is fascinating

By Gun safety - 21/12/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, my 14 year-old son asked to join my buddies and me at the gun range. The second I finished the safety lecture and handed him a pistol, he started twirling it on his finger (thankfully, it was unloaded). I smacked him in the head and took him home. Now he's moping and sulking like a bitch. FML

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By Emily - 12/11/2012 18:12 - United States - Hayward

Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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****** around, found out

By I blame Youtube - 05/01/2023 00:00

Today, my teenage son broke into my gun safe, took my gun, and dumped the magazine into the side of his ex-girlfriend's family home. He's completely stunned that he was arrested and charged with attempted murder. My wife blames me and wants a divorce. FML

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Never forget

By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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By xoVioLoveox - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was babysitting an eleven year-old boy. He decided we would play with Nerf guns with Velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck to his pants, and he wiggled it for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML

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By badmom - 25/02/2012 11:25 - Ireland

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

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By srhoa01 - 05/07/2016 06:42

Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML

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Sussy Baka

By boymom - 04/08/2021 15:59

Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

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Gun control

By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 20:01

Today, our 9 year-old son managed to shoot himself in the gut with my nail gun. According to my wife, this is completely my fault, because I ONLY kept it in my locked garage, ONLY secured in its box, ONLY completely disconnected from the power, ONLY on the highest shelf near the roof. FML

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Ranimal 12

Wednesday 14 August 2013 11:47

He is going down a very bad and dark path. You need to have a serious talk to him and cut this bullshit out fast.

michaelaranda 28

Wednesday 14 August 2013 11:47

The perils of raising a wannabe suburban gangster.

Comments

sinn3r76 9

Friday 16 August 2013 2:21

That's right keep it gangster, now forget about a college fund you're going to need a lawyer fund

Kyp_kingofhearts 12

Friday 16 August 2013 7:28

What...the actual **** is going on with kids.

cho_bee 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 0:32

We need to trade Texas to Mexico for either cash and/or a country to be named later. Then pick up Canada off the waiver's wire.

obey_clarence 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 23:55

It's 2013 who cares about street cred? It's all about sweg doods

Troisaules 7

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:11

He's 12 and got shot in the foot , how much ' street cred' could he possibly have ?

electric_rider20 4

Friday 30 August 2013 22:54

If I was old enough to have a 12 year old son and he said that, the kid would have gotten back handed. The sad part of this is that some parents find it ok for their kids to talk like that and I am 15 and find it ridiculous.

XxQuartersxX 14

Saturday 14 September 2013 14:50

Your son is 12 years old and wants to talk about "street cred?" Bring that kid to 7 Mile and Joy Road in Detroit, Michigan. See if he wants ANYTHING to do with "street cred" after that.

bstre 6

Monday 7 October 2013 19:57

Pimpin' aint easy...

Baller_Bob 17

Friday 28 February 2014 14:59

Your son is quite the retard

mattzawesome 28

Sunday 19 April 2015 23:16

The whole dark path thing is bothering me. Is it not possible that they were fooling around with a gun (sounds stupid, yes) and it happened by accident while playing gangster or something? The street cred part is just part of their game? I mean they are twelve, not seventeen.