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By obeezy - 30/04/2009 19:56 - United States

Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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By the girl next door - 07/05/2013 05:10 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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Kickinchicken213 3

Friday 1 May 2009 0:11

You steal TAMPONS?

frootyloopyshin 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:11

Uh, don't they have tampons or pads at the nurse? Or too ashamed to ask for one? Guess that doesn't matter now.

Comments

ecilart 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:23

couldn't you have just borrowed 25 cents?

becky_becks 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:28

Hahahahah, you're my hero.

PieGuy 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:28

being a guy i never really thought about tampon dispensers in school but now that i think about it....they should be free. what if the girls got some nasty shit going on and she forgot her stuff at home? EMBARASSINGGGGGGGGGG

iPhanny 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:31

Ask the nurse?... Haha I don't think my school fills those tampon dispensers anymore. o.o

xxdani 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:32

Well, it wasn't too smart to try to steal them instead of asking the nurse or another person. But I do sympathize. I don't think you deserve that much humiliation for it

because_im_bored 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:32

Er, because they cost money #23? I would have just asked my friends for one, or for 25 cents. Even if they didn't have it, I'd just ask a stranger before trying to do that. Or just use toilet paper temporarily ... YDI.

swanlee 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:35

Awesome, just so you know that nick name is going to stick with you for your entire school life and if you switch to another high school it will probably follow you there to.

juicyfruit23 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:43

you're a loser and you're pretty stupid. seriously ask a friend for some money or just ask a friend for a tampon or go to the nurse and she will ******* give you won. oh wait i forgot! that would actually be smart and sensible!!! i'll just shove my hands in the machine and get one! idiot