Cars and Transportation: Trashed

Trashed

By rainey - 03/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 14:00

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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By md. - 25/11/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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elenaa_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 13:23

Good thing you used the word receptacle, otherwise I might have thought you were dumb.

Averizzle 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 13:53

Get out of here Brit rubbish can trash can who the hell cares?

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ModernWarfare3_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 13:49

1970 Vietnam war.. semi automatic snipers?

joshhh11 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:43

yes. M21

cluckmylife 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:14

this is not fml worthy

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:15

A trash can dented your bumper? I see three options here: 1) You're a drama queen and the "dent" is a scratch that cannot be seen without close inspection 2) You drive cardboard car 3) You live in an area with quaint local customs involving thrash cans, blindfolded virgins and huge catapults (ok, I admit it, I threw in the virgins because of my weird fantasies)

shoguu 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:19

my thoughts exactly. except for the virgins. that's all you.

Cthulu 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 17:44

A garbage can that has been rolling quickly for the length of 5 houses can pick up quite a bit of momentum. and it doesn't take that much force to dent a car. Ever get your car dented by a shopping cart? Also, what's a "thrash" can? Is that like the can Metallica puts their finished songs in?