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Thats what happens when you suck in the sack... Its okay. I remember when i was a ******..
You still are..
Hi loser
Was this perhaps because you didn't get her a present or forgot? Or were you maybe drunk? Normally people don't just dump someone after 2 years for holding them back out of the blue. I'm sorry but you probably deserved the dumping at least.
you deserve better
when are they going to install a "its a god thing" button? so some girl broke up with you. obviously there were problems. maybe you deserve it and maybe you don't, either way your life isn't ******. now mope a bit, get out there, find someone new and start again. its called life. deal with it.
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You're a winner to me, Ben.
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