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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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fullyhalfempty 0

You're a winner to me, Ben.

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misha1995 0

Hi Ben, sucks for you. Oh wait, not anymore, she dumped you.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

You've been holding her back for two years? That is an awful long time for just one position. Next time mix it up a little.

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Spooksu 0

If she thinks that of you in her mind why would u want her as a GF. Atleast you didn't waste ur virginity on a bitch who thinks ur a loser. Hold up.

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Spooksu 0

if u did ur a loser indeed

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thatsoviciouS 0

Okay so you use improper English if today is her birthday then why are you usig past tense 'was' ??? No wonder she broke up with you.

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mrfreak219 3

#42, Its because this website always makes you put 'Today' and 'FML' so he had to put today, but today might not have been today

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andrei_btz 0

ohhh man don't worry yu will find some1 better

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kirakira333 0

hello Ben :) I will be your new girlfriend and I will be much better at it ;D

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MasterConan 0

hi Ben!!!!! welcome to 'get ur shit together' ville. population, u!

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