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By Anonymous - 15/03/2013 18:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML

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By livgasms - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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Sorry, dude

By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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Mothman is real

By NOT THE BEES...oh - 29/08/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML

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By Whateversz - 24/07/2010 19:59 - Netherlands

Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML

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By skinnybitch - 11/12/2012 18:09 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloaded a picture of a huge, hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone, as every time I try, the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML

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By foreverDark - 14/05/2012 12:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML

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By JefferyT - 03/06/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

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Psychopath's joke

By hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

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That's… a crime?

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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Manicpanic13 9

Saturday 16 March 2013 1:36

What a jerk!

JenkJenks 6

Saturday 16 March 2013 2:08

Next week on cops we follow officer Johnson as he releases a moth from a jar and talks sternly to the man that put it there!

Comments

Callilah 13

Saturday 16 March 2013 2:18

Oh my Gosh!I have an EXTREME fear of moths!!!!! I get scared so bad I start crying or get sick or pass out!

verkaderk 9

Saturday 16 March 2013 2:20

I'll be searching for it!!

zonkeymaker 14

Saturday 16 March 2013 2:28

Link please (:

perdix 29

Saturday 16 March 2013 2:37

Let him. This could be as famous as you will ever get. Look at "David after the dentist." That kid is 8 and he's set for life, nailing 14-year-old girls and drinking all the juice boxes he wants. Opportunity comes once in a lifetime!

LaLince 40

Saturday 16 March 2013 4:51

I don't think she wants to nail girls.

j3ebrules 13

Saturday 16 March 2013 2:41

Omg jackass. I wouldn't talk to him for a VERY long time. And revenge is sweet btw...

pmadNess 16

Saturday 16 March 2013 2:45

This was my first thought! Fame is so easy nowadays... Maybe you'll get a Tosh.0 web redemption and who knows where it may go From there!

rockyannie 11

Saturday 16 March 2013 2:46

Dump this dumbass. If the jackass thinks this is funny and post's it means he DOES NOT take your feelings into consideration. It also means that the jackass does not respect you in the fact that he 1. taped the act and 2. wants to post it.