True Love Waits

By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

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Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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robinsn 0

Most people are their first time.

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bobsanction 18

I doubt you know what good sex is.

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MyWorldAway 0

That really sucks. I would never agree to that. I found out the hard way along time ago to always sleep with a person first. are you going to stay with him? tough call

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MyWorldAway 0

Im so sorry, will you stay with him? Tough Call. I make it a policy to always throughly check that person out.

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ILoveThaneKrios 1

Shut the hell up OP- What did you expect it to be? Some steamy **** movie? It's the man's first time. Stop being rude and grow up.

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xsarax_fml 10

Don't be too disappointed! I'm sure just cuz he was nervous. See what y'all are into and I hope it gets better :)

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haruhiotakufan16 7

It always sucks for the girl the first time it gets better I promise

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PiQo 6

How do you know you're not the problem? Unless you've been out skanking it up behind his back.

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ZombieKitteh 8

Ugh. Good thing you waited till you got the government involved. Now you can't leave.

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jweb1434 6

How do you know he sucks if you have nothing to compare it to

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