Sex and Intimacy: True Love Waits - FML

True Love Waits

By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

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By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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Just once

By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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Bad sex

By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML

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By LoveLost - 09/07/2016 02:57

Spicy

Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML

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To each their own

By Anonymous - 13/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML

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You deserved it 540

Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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Anticlimactic

By JC12345 - 18/03/2009 04:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML

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Last trip

By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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You deserved it 322

By sierra.sl31 - 28/07/2019 22:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML

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Top comments

robinsn 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:03

Most people are their first time.

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:04

I doubt you know what good sex is.

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Masii 3

Monday 22 August 2011 19:59

We can see whos first time it was and whos wasnt haha

ezzyesmie 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:54

teach him :)

coletrain11 5

Tuesday 22 November 2011 5:16

Mad cuz bad.

scarecrow13 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 2:39

You didint let him practice

kelaine 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 17:07

The first time is always terrible. Practice makes perfect. And you were probably terrible too. Just saying.

22cute 17

Monday 9 January 2012 5:30

Thats why waiting is not a good idea. Virginity and a lifelong commitment is a real bad combination

haruhiotakufan16 7

Sunday 12 May 2013 8:25

Interesting fact about that. Many studies show that the people most satisfied with sex are people who waited until marriage. Why? Because they have nothing else to compare it to. Look it up

hiddenpoet 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:04

These kinda fmls are just stupid it's not an fml if your husbands bad in bed as long as you love him that's all that matters

dannypete 3

Monday 5 March 2012 7:27

Did you expect a pro?

allisenmae 6

Friday 9 March 2012 22:12

you've gotta test drive it before you own it.

emily_choxly 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 1:55

Hey stop complaining. Maybe that's what he thinks of you. But he didn't put it on FML!!

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Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

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Today, it was my first big time art show. To celebrate I went out to lunch with some people whose work was also there. When we got back, police were everywhere. Someone had broken in and stolen all of the art. All except mine. Even burglars don't want my art. FML

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Today, on my 21st birthday, my dad handed me £12,000 and revealed he’d been saving my rent. When I asked what for, he told me it was to rent my first house because now I’m 21, he’s throwing my ass out. Neither me or nor my mom could talk him round, and unless I’m out by next week, he’ll start smashing my possessions. FML

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Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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Today, my boss told me that he is really getting scared of Covid-19. He's too cheap for tests. His solution? He'll work from home for 2 weeks while I meet with all employees 1-1. If I don’t get sick, he'll feel OK coming back. FML

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