Smoking and Health: Trust the science

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By Wtf - 29/04/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML

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By =( - 15/02/2015 14:52 - Australia

Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML

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Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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Don't engage with these people

By fuck you! - 15/04/2021 05:00

Today, I overheard my mom telling my aunt what an “attention-seeking drama queen” I’ve been lately. All I asked was that she not smoke around me. I’ve had asthma all my life and am currently recovering from Covid. She thinks it’s all a conspiracy, meanwhile I haven’t taken a deep breath in weeks. FML

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By asthmasucks - 19/09/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML

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Bad Luck Brian

By Hayley - 24/02/2018 19:00

Today, my doctor told me that my lungs are as bad as a 60-year-old heavy smoker's. I'm 19 and I've never touched a cigarette in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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Just go already!

By i…… - 07/11/2022 14:00

Today, I told my dad to go to the doctor, as he’s been hacking his lungs up every minute for a month, and I've not had a decent night’s sleep since then. He insists he’s not sick, and my mom yelled at me because she sleeps in the same room and is able to sleep through it. FML

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I_Iz_Emo 0

Friday 29 April 2011 23:01

Your dad is an asshole

crazymase 9

Friday 29 April 2011 23:02

rough. what a dick

Comments

Lyssaboo13 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:47

I lived with my parents doing it for 12 of my years. So, I get it.

victorianrider 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 16:40

15 you're quite oblivious as to what really goes into a pack of smokes. They eat you alive from the inside, destroy your lungs, fill up you arteries with tar, can and will after a while cause over 20 different types of cancer. Just google why smoking is bad... you'll see.

adidjo 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:17

your dad must be a Conservative :-)

endlessman 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:51

(sarcasm) you sound like you have a smart dad! (sarcasm)

amysung 1

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:47

welcome to the world of selfish parents of me- first gemeration

mystrylady 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:15

My bitch sister in law feels the same was, as well as her pig husband. One of my nieces when she lived there had asthma and the other niece (who is 14) was born with and still has heart problems.

mariet_fml 23

Saturday 30 April 2011 22:25

Start wheezing next time he lights up. Have your inhaler in your pocket, but say you can't find it. Make him take you to the hospital and slip the doctor a note that you're faking. He may not have to pay anything but maybe it'll scare the pants off of him. It's better than having a real asthma attack the day that you actually lose your inhaler.