Trust

By :// - 04/02/2013 00:26 - Netherlands - Nijkerk

Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for two months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML
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laya_fml 26

Your mother trusts her boyfriend because she loves him, but she doesn't trust you. It kind of sounds like your mom just told you that she doesn't love you.

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misspulkadot24 17

Some people fall head over heels in love. Or just fall on their heads in love. And crack their ******* skulls...in love. Either way.

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perdix 29

Tell the boyfriend to give you double the missing amount of money or you'll tell your mom that he hit on you. Stopping a thief by extortion is rough justice.

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thatescalated 3

Unfortunately I feel the mother still wouldn't trust her about that either...

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perdix 29

#17, maybe, but does the boyfriend want to call her bluff? It might be worth it to pay off the brat and keep fleecing the mom.

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thatescalated 3

Very true. Either way this situation just sucks.

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bettyboop428 24

That sounds like justice, until the boyfriend steals the payoff money from the mom also and the child gets blamed for that too.

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Sandman366 6

Sounds like she could try saying she was hit and mom would ignore it. Telling the mother the guy is cheating on her could work though. (And add the condition that he says he was the thief.)

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Jessj958 19

I'm sorry your mom is being that way OP. I don't know why a mother wouldn't trust her own children over a stranger! She will feel like shit after he screws her over.

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Bibliovore 26

After he screws her over? If it's actually he who's been taking the money (versus, say, someone at the mother's workplace or a different friend of hers or whatever), he already has been, so it's more like when she finally realizses that's the case.

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Jessj958 19

Thanks for that correction! I meant to say when she realizes it was him, or as you pointed out, anyone else.

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mfischer 17

I'm gonna go with around 25. I don't know why, that just seems right.

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Kpopluva 11

I think the FML stated she was 25 years old but I'm going to go ahead and assume she's lying so I guess she's around fifty

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CharresBarkrey 15

Biggest facepalm I have ever seen.

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Michael_92 20

I think the real question here is how old are you?

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CharresBarkrey 15

What's even better, is this is their first comment. So, it's safe to assume they essentially made a profile to ask that question...

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TenaciousBerg 3

Wow, tough crowd tonight. Just tried a bit of British humour. Failed.

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mimiminx 23

I'm British and I can safely say that your comment was not an example of 'British humour'. Sorry old chum.

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relapse22 7

Mother of the year award goes to OP's mom.

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cheertrombonist 9

Yes, let's all go to the mom store! Trade one mom, get one free! Nah...that's not real. Not real at all.

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chelsearenaeee 16

That's when you go Parent Trap on her ass

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Calingaladha 21

But finding a twin on such short notice could be a bitch.

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Trooth 13

I thought you were going to be a teenager. What mother accuses their adult daughter of stealing from their purse? She's got more issues than just trusting her boyfriend that she barely knows. Fyl

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Bludmagnus 13

That is called D-E-N-I-A-L. Your mother has WACK priorities.....

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spliit_fml 8

Your mother has issues.

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