Thief and Money: Trust

Trust

By :// - 04/02/2013 00:26 - Netherlands - Nijkerk

Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for 2 months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By ohhaithur - 26/07/2019 02:00

Today, my mom accused me of stealing $350 from her. She didn't accuse my unemployed brother, who just bought a brand new iPhone. Even after he confessed to her, she thought he was covering for me. My brother has a criminal record for theft. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00

Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML

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By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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By MyLifeSucks - 15/04/2013 22:11 - United States - Houston

Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML

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laya_fml 26

Monday 4 February 2013 3:14

Your mother trusts her boyfriend because she loves him, but she doesn't trust you. It kind of sounds like your mom just told you that she doesn't love you.

misspulkadot24 17

Monday 4 February 2013 3:14

Some people fall head over heels in love. Or just fall on their heads in love. And crack their ******* skulls...in love. Either way.

Comments

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 4 February 2013 4:14

Your mother's priorities and judgment are out of whack.

GTAmax99 12

Monday 4 February 2013 4:23

Your mom needs a priority check

BlackPhenom 9

Monday 4 February 2013 4:30

FYL hard. Nothing worse than some douche bag boyfriend getting the benefit of .

BlackPhenom 9

Monday 4 February 2013 4:31

*the doubt

kissnjones 8

Monday 4 February 2013 4:31

My mom did the same thing. When her and her boyfriend broke up. He laughed. Told her that the time she thought your daughter stole money out of ur room. It was me. She never apologized to me.

Helldemon 32

Monday 4 February 2013 5:35

Wow, that's horrible that she couldn't at least apologize. Maybe she felt so ashamed of accusing you? Idk.

Jorcar 8

Monday 4 February 2013 4:33

I know, at least partially, how you feel. My best friend of 2 years basically doesn't trust hanging out with me due to her boyfriend of 6 months and his "hurt feelings" about us hanging out.

cubanfriday 5

Monday 4 February 2013 4:39

Don't worry. Deep down she knows it wasn't you. She just had to ask u first to make sure. Aww your poor mom. FHL . Good time to be relentless with your support for her.

outoftown 26

Monday 4 February 2013 5:29

If mom's this blinded by love, it may be after he cleans out mom's bank account and dumps her. Or (we can hope) when mom catches him with his hand in the cookie jar, and dumps him.