Kids: U-turn

U-turn

By jaimie - 19/03/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

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By kennyjhynes - 23/06/2014 13:56 - United States

Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML

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By longdrive - 14/10/2014 05:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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By alice5000 - 07/11/2008 05:47 - France

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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Not so Magic Kingdom

By Disney dashed - 23/09/2019 00:01

Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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Cheap ass

By Anonymous - 11/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, on our drive down to California to work on a contract worth 20k with my husband (we own our business and work together), he refused to spend $50 on RV parking, so we didn't get to sleep all night, all because it was hot and the rest-stop was scary. We have two young kids and a dog. FML

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By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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Heartfelt

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 15:01 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML

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Family day

By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 01:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, all I wanted was to take my two kids and their two favourite cousins to the beach on their last day of vacation together. My mother-in-law went into full beast mode, shouting about how I'm always roaming around and being irresponsible. The kids never meet and are from different cities. FML

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Road trip

By kanepie - 05/07/2019 04:03

Today, we were driving home from NYC to Knoxville after our flight got cancelled, and we had to drive with 3 strangers for 13 hours. We are now stuck in Who-Knows-Where, Virginia, with two blown tires, because a metal plate fell off an 18-wheeler in front of us. FML

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Best vacation ever

By anon - 16/07/2022 18:00

Today, I've been on vacation with my friend and his family for a week. Apparently, his idea of a vacation includes constant screaming arguments with his wife, while their kids sob in the living room. I tried to take the kids out once and got a lecture on boundaries, which started another huge fight. FML

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milou_fml 6

Saturday 19 March 2011 19:22

that's some pretty badass parenting right there

givants 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 19:28

he'll yeah, that's the kind of parenting I wanna see, no sucking up to kids, those kids will remember that for the rest of their life

Comments

bntilley 2

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:34

that is awesome that he followed through like that!!!

zwcs 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 22:41

only takes 13 hrs to get to Disney world from Delaware ...

Melania890 9

Saturday 2 July 2011 1:42

Kudos to him for sticking to his word, but 12 more hours in a car with young children isn't going to do anything but make everyone pissed. Jackass.

panda4life 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:44

I heard this fml before but it was from the older kids prospective and u guys were like 2 hours into the car ride

panda4life 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:45

I forgot to add " so it must have not been u guys cuz u were 12 hours"

mariebiscut1242 11

Sunday 18 September 2011 8:12

If you did turn around and went back home to North Carolina, why does it say on the FML that it was written in Florida?

cupcakes729 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:06

But your location says florida......?

CabbageTrees 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:05

That's where Disney World is, genius. -.-

tedyesca 0

Monday 7 November 2011 17:28

they deserved it

JaysFanStu 3

Saturday 12 November 2011 18:25

Way to go dad. Stand your ground!

Darthbane2007 17

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:57

So apparently he was too stupid to realize that 12 hours in a car with 2 kids would make anybody cranky? Why would he waste time going back, wasting ANOTHER 12 hours, with 2 cranky kids, a pissed off wife, and hundreds of dollars wasted?