Uh oh

By uh-oh - 25/03/2012 05:49 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
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GotBrains 0

Could have been worse, you could have kicked your pet snake's dog toy :)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You do that while I go and destroy PETA.

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laden_swallow09 34

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals I've never eaten snake, before. I'll have to try it sometime. Same goes for opossum… and 'dillo… and 'coon… Turtle is considered a delicacy in some countries, yeah?

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ladyLALAA 28

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I've been told Australia is the only country that eats the animals on it's national emblem.

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ShyAnn29 14

35, I've eaten turtle, it was when me and my family went to Peru, it kind of tasted like roast beef

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desireev 17

Sarah McLauchlan is going to have a fit with this one!

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Melinadesu 3

Kangaroo does taste nice... Never tasted emu though.

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diidiimi 10

41 - people do sometimes eat emu, but apparently it's not that great. Kangaroo is pretty nice if it's cooked the right way though. Great in a stir fry. Anyway, emus are pretty dumb. They're only on the cost of arms cause they can't go backwards.

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t765234 10

Did you realize before or after it was firmly latched onto your toe?

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Krirn 21

My guess is when it didn't squeak.

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Birdie_Sage 0

My guess is when it started to move.

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DocBastard 38

"This damned toy snake is always getting in my way, but it's so realistic! Look at that, it even moves when I kick it! And it hisses too! Wow, and it even bites! And the fake venom really stings like a real..." *passes out* Dumbass.

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philitron128 0

As I recall, OP never sat down to inspect the toy, much less get bit. He's not an idiot for not expecting a snake to be in his house. Maybe youre just a prick.

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IAdminIFlow 0

philtron... dont be a hater

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tekcor 2

Your dog has a real snake?!?!

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breakdowns 2

What's a dog? Is that a homie or buddy of some sort? What's a dog?

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Jaxx66 21

No, dear... That's "DAWG".. Get it right.

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theangelfromhell 6

Dog: man's best friend. An animal with four legs that is very popular with families. Often domesticated to obey its masters. That, is a dog

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