Scary and Animals: Uh oh

Uh oh

By uh-oh - 25/03/2012 05:49 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

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By Mojosahomo - 10/01/2018 17:30 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33

Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML

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By nattnatt73 - 10/09/2016 07:07 - United States - Marion

Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:52 - Macedonia

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 19:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

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By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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Scared for life

By Mary - 16/02/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, like most days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice, but this time he brought this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family "brave" enough to go fetch our cat's gifts. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

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Argument ender

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was arguing with my girlfriend when my dog brought me a squeaky toy and tried shoving it into my hand so I could throw it for him. Out of habit, I grabbed it, but then it squeaked every time I tried to make a serious point. FML

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thehouseaddict 3

Sunday 25 March 2012 12:02

Run, Forrest, run'

GotBrains 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 12:06

Could have been worse, you could have kicked your pet snake's dog toy :)

Comments

linkinpark98 23

Monday 26 March 2012 6:45

Well, what did you expect? You live in Australia. :)

ChrisTheCalm 9

Monday 26 March 2012 8:40

You kicked a snake? ...badass...

KM96 24

Monday 26 March 2012 8:43

Now I want to now what happened next! If it squirmed away or went into a crazed attack mode! Lol OP

totmann 3

Monday 26 March 2012 10:42

That's poisonous, u'd better see a doc. xD.

Guido25897 4

Monday 26 March 2012 20:04

Realized.

arty777 8

Tuesday 27 March 2012 10:14

NOT 'realized' because this is Australia, and they don't use American spelling.

MissMisc3 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 7:12

^Beat me to it.

Dante_Devil13 4

Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:13

are ya sure lol.. lol just kidding thats pretty scary when an unwanted animal guest makes an appearance

idefka 34

Saturday 10 October 2015 22:20

This is what happens when you live in Australia.

UserDoesNotExist 12

Wednesday 18 May 2016 1:48

I laughed so hard at this idk why

dartarien01 6

Friday 7 October 2016 22:09

I think to myself, "what is this in Australia or something?", then I checked the location.

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