Weddings, Mother in law and Miscellaneous: Unapproving

Unapproving

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

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You deserved it 2 268

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 16:00

Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML

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You deserved it 488

Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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You deserved it 3 540

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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You deserved it 438

By oops. - 22/12/2018 16:00

Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 363

Caught in 404p

By lizzie - 25/05/2013 06:55 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and my sister in the coat room. FML

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You deserved it 5 339

Never enough

By Discostu80 - 06/06/2009 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML

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You deserved it 6 942

Welcoming

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 15:45 - Australia

Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 060

You deserved it 8 356

Practice makes perfect sense

By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 385

You deserved it 142

By ouharguohargssdf - 28/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 465

You deserved it 2 900

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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You deserved it 2 247

TypicalSenpai 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 23:51

This actually makes things a lot easier; at least now everyone knows she's a huge bitch. :^)

Welshite 39

Sunday 28 June 2015 23:52

Good. The best way to treat those who are inconsiderate and insulting is to simply ignore them. They don't get the satisfaction of creating a scene or receiving the attention they so desperately desire.

Comments

Ashleigh_Kae 11

Sunday 28 June 2015 23:57

Lol guess you deserve it

WOTAN1488 24

Sunday 28 June 2015 23:58

What a ****. Who kisses their spouse on their wedding day?

Bibblejomin 18

Monday 29 June 2015 1:16

I just hope they weren't making any unholy "eye contact", as they call it.

Vegetarian27 24

Monday 29 June 2015 13:57

I bet she was naked under her clothes too!

TataAndAlizia 6

Tuesday 27 September 2016 4:44

What a *****. Bet she showers naked as well.

BrotherPhil 35

Thursday 17 August 2017 12:43

And as for what she plans to to get up to with Mommy's poor little innocent baby boy...

JustinJK 21

Monday 29 June 2015 0:01

If she's going to act childish, I would have told her to leave. I would not have allowed her into my reception. no way.

sbarua219 17

Monday 29 June 2015 0:11

Well as long as you're not a **** like most girls these days it shouldn't matter lol

Cads1 24

Monday 29 June 2015 0:14

Must have been all that sex before marriage. Otherwise I've got no answer for that comment. Is she massively religious?

DeathGun 9

Monday 29 June 2015 4:33

No she is just a bitch...

nonamejoebob 5

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:13

You sound massively religous...

worldclassrager 39

Monday 29 June 2015 0:15

Well everyone knows she does not approve of you...but she can't change that

leogachi 15

Monday 29 June 2015 12:14

Actually she can, by getting to know Op for who she really is.

sandman676 20

Monday 29 June 2015 0:18

Your husband needs to tell her how she needs to respect you

rainbow_cherry 6

Monday 29 June 2015 0:24

there's a reason why everybody hates the in-laws..this is a prime example.

NodakN8V 25

Monday 29 June 2015 0:42

Good luck with that Monster-In-Law. Jack Daniels may be of assistance at times...

CommentKing207 23

Monday 29 June 2015 0:53

Bleh. In laws. Sometimes rude and obnoxious, other times with a cardboard smile. I'm glad everyone ignored her, because ignorance should never be bliss.