Weddings, Mother in law and Miscellaneous: Unapproving

Unapproving

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 016

You deserved it 2 268

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 16:00

Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 471

You deserved it 488

Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 803

You deserved it 3 540

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 637

You deserved it 438

By oops. - 22/12/2018 16:00

Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 151

You deserved it 363

Caught in 404p

By lizzie - 25/05/2013 06:55 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and my sister in the coat room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 324

You deserved it 5 339

Never enough

By Discostu80 - 06/06/2009 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 851

You deserved it 6 942

Welcoming

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 15:45 - Australia

Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 060

You deserved it 8 356

Practice makes perfect sense

By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 385

You deserved it 142

By ouharguohargssdf - 28/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 465

You deserved it 2 900

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 882

You deserved it 2 247

TypicalSenpai 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 23:51

This actually makes things a lot easier; at least now everyone knows she's a huge bitch. :^)

Welshite 39

Sunday 28 June 2015 23:52

Good. The best way to treat those who are inconsiderate and insulting is to simply ignore them. They don't get the satisfaction of creating a scene or receiving the attention they so desperately desire.

Comments

fpants2010 18

Monday 29 June 2015 4:56

At least everyone pretended they didn't hear - that means they don't agree with her!! Congrats on getting married OP, and try to ignore your monster-in-law! :)

Makko 20

Monday 29 June 2015 4:57

It's good nobody cares. And you are not a ****. You are now married. That means you have worked hard with your new husband and have stayed together for a long time. I hope you two grow old together! She her what you REALLY are!!;)

messymessiah 11

Monday 29 June 2015 4:58

I hope your husband sticks up for you!

gauntlette 5

Monday 29 June 2015 5:02

"Mother in law" is an anagram for "woman Hitler" after all...

Theater_Chef_3 30

Monday 29 June 2015 5:14

I will never understand why mil get so bitter about their child leaving the best and being happy, like stop and let your child live and learn.

katertott 44

Monday 29 June 2015 5:45

As nice as it would have likely been to have friends and family immediately react negatively to her statement and defend you, maybe it's for the best that they didn't. Wouldn't want your wedding to be remembered for that kind of drama. Congrats, btw!

HardOrphanMaker 10

Monday 29 June 2015 6:07

probably cheated/did something shitty.

MandieL 27

Monday 29 June 2015 6:27

Even if she did, if her husband forgave her and married her, then it is really none of his mothers business. I am not advocating cheating btw, if my husband ever did it to me I would kick his ass to the curb in a heartbeat, I do not believe it to be a forgivable act.