Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Uncanny

Uncanny

By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

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You deserved it 68 757

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By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 194

You deserved it 6 470

By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 266

You deserved it 3 324

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 811

You deserved it 18 372

Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

I agree, your life sucks 110 543

You deserved it 48 717

ur mom gay

By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 313

You deserved it 725

By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 990

You deserved it 14 931

Can't talk right now

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 611

You deserved it 672

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 562

You deserved it 2 880

By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 652

You deserved it 86 720

Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 282

You deserved it 199

omgepiphany 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

djspazy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

Comments

Spaceguy5 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:40

I agree completely with # 9. If you aren't old enough to have your own house, then you shouldn't be having sex. No sympathy, and if you were my son, I would've done much worse.

jesusjr 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:42

On the bright side, you get your girlfriend to moan!

crazyflyingmonke 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 6:57

true that

justjayit 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:43

You're the one having sex with your girlfriend with your mom around. How awkward do you think it is for HER?

Ahendr083 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:45

hahaha omg, your mom is hilarious

My_Little_Pony 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:59

The crazy thing is I can also moan like your girlfriend/mom.

Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:04

Never lie to a parent who's a smart ass.

Jaywin 3

Friday 6 March 2009 21:05

Your mom must've been actively listening to get your gf's moan so perfectly imitated. Basically, your mom gets off to your sex noises. Sucks for you man but I'm right turned on right now.

soohungry 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:14

Damn, that must have been awkward for you to listen to your mom moaning like that D: On another note, your mom is freakin hilarious xD

Maraguzzi 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:15

haha

Tucatz 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:15

If you're old enough to have sex you're old enough to rent a motel room or have your own place. Banging in your parents' house loudly enough for them to hear is just plain rude. Props to your mom. I like her already.

iraisadumbass 14

Saturday 9 April 2016 1:21

Actually, in the US, you have to be 21-25 minimum to rent a hotel room in most hotels.

LadyAthena 20

Wednesday 31 August 2016 20:21

Since when is there an age limit for renting a hotel room? I've been renting hotel rooms since I was 15 for various reasons (none of them sexual) and nobody has ever questioned it.