Pregnancy, Cars, Awkward and Transportation: Unwarranted bitchiness

Unwarranted bitchiness

By lois2lane - 23/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

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You deserved it 68 185

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 587

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 338

You deserved it 4 850

Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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You deserved it 15 896

Road rage

By Anonymous - 07/04/2024 00:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML

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You deserved it 553

By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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You deserved it 100 542

By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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You deserved it 398

Mean streets

By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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You deserved it 339

By Anonymous - 15/11/2014 15:23 - Australia

Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML

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You deserved it 8 499

By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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You deserved it 4 588

kelkat09 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:05

that's your fault. you should never do that anyways.

rukiafujioka 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 19:41

Disagreed. How the hell was the OP supposed to know there was a woman giving LABOR in the backseat? Honestly, would you have pulled over, because I sure wouldn't have. 99.9% of the time, the tailgater is just being an asshole and just *can't stand* going the speed limit. This is one of the rare [and I mean RARE] times that they had a legitimate reason for being an ass. The OP was not a terrible person for going slower, just human. If you're going to say that, shouldn't you also say that the driver was a terrible person because he really did jeopardize the woman and her baby by taking his eyes off the rode and twisting around to point in the backseat? Besides, honestly the driver should've passed earlier if he was on his way to the hospital, instead of trying to tailgate the person. It takes literally one second to do so.

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Canuckian 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:46

In North America, it's illegal to speed, regardless, and it's a very common reaction for a driver being tailgated to slow down, if you're tailgating somebody, expect to start going slower. Most of the people I know will just take their foot right off the gas if they're being tailgated, and I've had people not realize why I was going slow when I was doing 20km/h in an 80km/h zone because they were riding my ass. And if they're honking or flashing their lights as well as riding my ass? I'll slam on the brakes, a 2 vehicle rear-end collision is always the follower's fault.

MJforever_fml 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:15

You definitely don't deserve it. How were you supposed to know if the woman was in labor? Still, it's kind of dumb for you to just go slower, but you don't deserve it.

JibJib_fml 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 16:37

How about all you fucktards get out of the left lane if you want to drive like grandmas. "Gee, I have a train of cars behind me so I should drive slower"

andrew245 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:20

I kinda wanna beat the shit outta you. and im pretty high

legendary242 5

Monday 7 February 2011 5:15

way to be a dick

HexLuminae 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 2:25

He showed you the middle finger while pointing at his wife? Was he trying to make it clear to any confused passers-by that he had sex with his wife? Well, obviously. She's in labor.

hpdrew15 9

Saturday 16 April 2011 9:49

selfish bitch

FAYUL12345100 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 22:20

Of course you go slower, because there's absolutely no need for you to be nice to strangers. Seriously, YDI.

silverstar210 0

Friday 17 June 2011 5:47

hahahahaha whadda bitch u r. go to hell xD

Ninja_MidgetChan 11

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:46

To be fair, the guy shouldn't be driving if his wife is in labor--that's what ambulances are for. By driving aggressively, this guy puts everyone else's life in danger.