Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
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kbeverly07 1

Haha you left yourself open for that one and kinda deserve it for comparing her

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perdix 29

Why did you have to say anything about their size? You should have just sucked away and said they were beautiful. Idiots like you deserve a life a constant masturbation.

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4rmMiami 4

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ohmandapants 16

Ah, I see you took the time to tell us your bra size, in a sort of bragging way. Thanks, we needed to know that.

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flockz 19

make sure you wear condiments for your weiner then.

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ohmandapants 16

^ Well maybe if they weren't so stinky we'd give them more. Maybe you should learn the difference between to/too/two. I know it's difficult...

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JadeWalker 14

Im a DD in your face haha now next time dont brag

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ohmandapants 16

^ you're kinda doing exactly what she did.

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katt_is_here 24

Cup size doesn't matter. All boobies are beautiful!

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ohmandapants 16

Well really you had that coming OP. Next time, compliment her and you won't have to hear such harsh truths.

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docscientist 9

Sounds like he just made a really awkward compliment, but she bitched things up and insulted him. I think he was trying to say he has no problem with small breasted women, but being defensive and insecure, she snapped.

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kaykay20 0

Yeah seemed he was happy with her breasts and the way I read it he said they were bigger then same of his ex's which you'd think the girl would see as a compliment not a insult.

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ohmandapants 16

Did I say she should have brought it up? No. But he should have replied differently. If he doesn't like being with someone so insecure, he can leave.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

100 I find that your initial argument is always solid, but your follow-ups are horrible.

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ohmandapants 16

^ that's enough out of you. Where did you learn how to talk to women? Shut up.

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

And that sir, is a smack to the face...

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SilverInGray 25

That's just kinda weird to say...

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SilverInGray 25

That's just kinda weird to say...

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ohmandapants 16

Why are all of your comments like this? And OP doesn't necessarily have a small penis. His gf could have dated guys with monster dicks.

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uprising_fml 0

'she' or is she secretly creepy Steve who pretends to be an Eve ? anyway to the original comment of this thread, yes you are trying hard... especially when you talk about dicks so often...

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tj4234 35

that's one of those questions you don't answer OP, it's like the 'does my butt look big in this' question. All answers result in a slap of come back. saying they look big implies that you well... look at them in comparison to other girls. So you'd get a slap for that. agreeing that they look small implies the same as the above. You would also get a slap for this. etc.

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FYLDeep 25

Comparing the one your with to other people probably isn't a good idea. That's just going to make 'em believe that you're thinking of someone else.

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ohmandapants 16

Why is this getting thumbed down? You have a perfectly valid point.

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FYLDeep 25

I think all comments are thumbed down initially. It happens so fast, I think some people are just loading the page and hitting the thumb down on everything without reading it. Shortly afterwards, rational people come along and thumb it back up.

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candy29 10

That is when you say "No baby your breasts are perfect, I wouldn't change anythig about them, trust me;)." and then you suck on them.. she is your gf you should never make her feel insecure or leave her feeling insecure.

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candy29 10

That is when you say "No baby your breasts are perfect, I wouldn't change anythig about them, trust me;)." and then you suck on them.. she is your gf you should never make her feel insecure or leave her feeling insecure.

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