Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 686
You deserved it 60 139

Same thing different taste

Top comments

kbeverly07 1

Haha you left yourself open for that one and kinda deserve it for comparing her

perdix 29

Why did you have to say anything about their size? You should have just sucked away and said they were beautiful. Idiots like you deserve a life a constant masturbation.

Comments

I have small boobs and my boyfriend says they're fine and that "they're boobs" so he doesn't care the size.

My gf told me her last bf had a 9inch penis...

Wow. That's...lovely conversation... How'd that start out?

We were good friends before we started dating and I asked her while she was in a relationship with the guy what's the biggest penis she ever had was

Horcruxer 0

Wow!!!!! I'm guessing it was hard for you to finish

Big rule: don't insult woman they can shoot you down

NullPointer 20

I don't get it, it wasn't an insult. He was doing the opposite, he was trying to make her feel better. Women tend to be assholes, you say something nice to them, and they say something mean back to you, and somehow think you deserve it. I once told a girl she had big ****, and she got mad and said I had a small dick. She thinks her breasts are too big apparantly, and thinks big breasts are a bad thing. Telling her they were big was an insult and apparantly I deserved to be insulted for that. If I didn't have a big dick that would have hurt. If you honestly think that that was an insult, you're an idiot. It might not have been the best compliment ever, but he meant well. He was saying that he's dated girls with smaller breasts, so it's not like hers are too small or anything.

There is a difference between a guy saying "you have big boobs" and "you have nice boobs." when a guy says "you have big boobs" it may seem like an insult, probably because she was teased/picked on/ or a target of envy when she was younger.

NullPointer 20

She knows that I love her ****, and I said it in a good way. I can't remember the exact context anymore, I may have actually said "I love your ****, they're nice and big" or something like that. I really did / do love her big ****. Responding like an asshole isn't okay just because you think your **** are too big. That's like if she said "I love your huge ****" and I reponded with "And I hate your butt-ugly face", because I think my dick is too big and take what she said as an insult, knowing perfectly well that she meant it as a compliment.

missmady 0

word of advice: stop saying ****.

NullPointer 20

word of advice: my women love calling their breasts **** "suck on my ****" maybe don't try to force your personal preferences onto others

BellaMarta 19
NullPointer 20

I am disgusted by the comments here. He did not "have it coming" nor did he "insult her". He tried to make her feel better. It might not have been the best thought-out compliment ever, but really, he meant well, and her responding that way just shows that she's a terrible girlfriend, and a terrible person. When someone tries to be nice to you you don't respond by trying to hurt their self-confidence. I feel sorry for you OP, and sorry that people on this website are idiots. If she wanted to get back at you it would have been fair to say "I've dated smaller penises". That would have been acceptable, what she said was completely unacceptable and shows that she doesn't really care about you at all. I hope you dump her and find someone with a heart.

You seem completely unaware that girls hate their bodies being compared with other womens' bodies.. especially their bf's exes. It's NEVER a good move to compare a woman's body to someone else's, whether it's well-intended or not. It can, and usually does, come out wrong and/or can be taken the wrong way. Thanks to society & the media, a huge percentage of women don't feel comfortable in their own skin, because they're being told or showed that their boobs aren't big enough, their tummy's not toned enough, their butt isn't perfectly sized, their skin isn't flawless, etc., so.. it's really no mystery why half of us aren't 100% comfortable with every aspect of our bodies. It makes for a REALLY touchy subject. OP could've just said, "they're perfect," or, "I love them," or something that doesn't compare his gf's body to anyone else's.

NullPointer 20

You seem to be completely unaware that he didn't intentionally say anything to bother her, so she shouldn't say anything to intentionally bother him. Really, she needs to suck it up. If you're mature enough to be topless with you're boyfriend you're mature enough to handle a less than perfectly thought out compliment. I'm as insecure as anyone, but when girls say things that make me feel bad about myself but didn't intend it to have that affect I don't freak out and put them down. That isn't the mature way to handle it. I don't put down people I care about just because their compliment wasn't as good as they intended it to be, and if you do then you are not worth my time.

Horcruxer 0

Those first two who responded are women

zebrapattern 6

get over it, jeez. you need to relax.

Just say they're perfect and you wouldn't change them. All you can say :P

amandavf1 0

Boobs are boobs you either love them or you're gay.

night_ryder13 5

some gay people can like man boobs though