Up it goes

By 0stvn0 - 16/03/2012 01:18 - Canada

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Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
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YourBuddyElmo 5

On the bright side....nope, nothing's coming to me.

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glittercookies 12

It's worth it. You're being responsible and safe.

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pigglywiggly12 4

If you're stupid enough to call your urethra your piss pipe then you deserve it

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aubreybradt 9

YDI for saying piss pipe ya ****** fag

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sugarbear0727 19

God yes it is. I had one when I was hospitalized when my water broke. It sucked.

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Quadroblitz 10

Well. I'm never having sex.

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Dmc169 9

Words cannot express the horror that has happened to you

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xsilentxninjax 10

I know, it so sucks that we have to deal with that baby stuff.

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INeedAUserNamr 13

Even if you did do STD you don't deserve that kind of pain. Well if you did do STD you kinda should because your doing illegal drugs.

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magnetic_aura 26

None of that is correct. No evidence of drug use... For all we know, he was in a monogamous relationship with an unfaithful partner. It's happened to me. More than once unfortunately. It's a shitty reason to need an STD test. :)

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caoamy273 2

I have had a catheter up my urinary tract and it's more discomfort than pain. You feel a pinch when it goes in and after that, just discomfort such as urges to pee. No pain.

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CaroAurelia 12

Sounds fun. I'd still rather hear that than have some doctor tell me it won't hurt a bit and then experience extreme pain.

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