Health, Painful and Intimacy: Up it goes

Up it goes

By 0stvn0 - 16/03/2012 01:18 - Canada

Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 05:00

Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML

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Just in case

By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 07:39 - Australia - Balwyn North

Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML

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Testing testing, one two one two

By regretter - 01/03/2011 01:07

Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML

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Fingered

By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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Prostate implies an Antistate

By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

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J'ACCUSE!

By hurtswhenipee3 - 11/01/2023 16:00

Today, I got a urinary tract infection. I didn’t realize men could get those. Worse yet, my girlfriend thinks it’s an STI because, “IF I’M NOT FUCKING YOU, SOMEONE MUST BE!” FML

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By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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By la poisse - 19/11/2008 05:59 - France

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

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Friday 16 March 2012 5:40

On the bright side....nope, nothing's coming to me.

glittercookies 12

Friday 16 March 2012 5:41

It's worth it. You're being responsible and safe.

Comments

ohcrapitscurtis 8

Saturday 17 March 2012 3:30

Good old' Cotton-Eye Joe

writergirl23 19

Saturday 17 March 2012 6:19

Hopefully you'll be able to get some painkiller first! Just try not to have sex till you get feeling ... And does the doctor have an STD?

schiss 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 6:44

sucks to suck man that sounds so painful sticking something in your urethra

tmarty 17

Saturday 17 March 2012 6:45

Get a different doctor. I have had it 3 times in my life and it never hurt. The worst thing was that the lube was cold and felt strange. Not a big deal at all.

schiss 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 6:52

sucks to suck man having to have a cathetar astuck in you urethra

millertime12 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 6:59

Ouch I'm sorry. Don't worry. It doesn't hurt that bad. Just focus on deep breaths and it isn't too bad. Just don't focus on wait is specifically happening.

ReikageSanshi 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 7:23

Ummm what happen to a blood sample??

inaphansoa 9

Saturday 17 March 2012 7:32

That's not necessarily true, and childbearing hasn't always been an option. Before the world was vastly over populated women gave birth as a means of continuing the species, much like the behavior of animals. Even now, many women are pressured into marriage and having children by either cultural, religious, or familial influences. In many cases, women get pregnant unexpectedly and are unable to have an abortion. I could go on, but I think you get what I mean. Just sayin'.