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By armywife980 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, after teaching my 4 year-old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming, "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
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smile1992 0

maybe you should have been more specific as to who is the stranger hahah

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Riddles66 0

No No don't touch me there! That is my no no sqaure! :D

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Riddles66 0

haha, I go around to random ppl and say it tho :D the looks on there faces!!! xD

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Epiqness 0

Noo, it's: Stop! Don't touch me there, that is my private square. >.

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ryno101 3

you clearly suck at explaining the concept...

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

STOP! dont touch me there! This is my private square! R-A-P-E get that thing away from me!

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ermkrmr 0

STOP DONT TOUCH ME THERE THIS IS MY PRIVATE SQUARE R-A-P-E GET YOUR PENIS OUTTA ME

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ambowew 7

#24, because MJ tried the same trick on me when I was a kid.

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laliique_31 0

he was just practicing wht he learned

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CitrusGirl 0

You should have grabbed him and thrown him in the car and driven away laughing maniacly. Just to scare the strangers.

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NancyDeebensDPDS 0

but then people would call the police, smart one.

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Livinia 11

He's either really cheeky or you've explained the concept of stranger danger completely wrong. I'm going to go with the first option.

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KVKdragon 26

sounds like a brat to me. only a bratty child would say that out loud to the public when approached by his/her own parent, after the parent clearly explained that you should only say that to legitimate strangers

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DocBastard 38

Or a very confused child who is only 4 and didn't understand the concept. Don't assume the child is a brat. He's only 4!

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gandhislayer 6

all children are brats. they are growing up in a world that teaches them that being an ignorant, arrogant prick will get you anything in life.

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KVKdragon 26

I only half agree with you gandhislayer. some kids are decent if the parents are smart and raising them properly

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tworkman 2

No, not really...it could get OP in serious trouble. How stupid are you?

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