Use it wisely

By armywife980 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, after teaching my 4 year-old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming, "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
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maybe you should have been more specific as to who is the stranger hahah

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Riddles66 0

No No don't touch me there! That is my no no sqaure! :D

Riddles66 0

haha, I go around to random ppl and say it tho :D the looks on there faces!!! xD

Epiqness 0

Noo, it's: Stop! Don't touch me there, that is my private square. >.

you clearly suck at explaining the concept...

STOP! dont touch me there! This is my private square! R-A-P-E get that thing away from me!

STOP DONT TOUCH ME THERE THIS IS MY PRIVATE SQUARE R-A-P-E GET YOUR PENIS OUTTA ME

#24, because MJ tried the same trick on me when I was a kid.

laliique_31 0

he was just practicing wht he learned

You should have grabbed him and thrown him in the car and driven away laughing maniacly. Just to scare the strangers.

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

but then people would call the police, smart one.

He's either really cheeky or you've explained the concept of stranger danger completely wrong. I'm going to go with the first option.

KVKdragon 26

sounds like a brat to me. only a bratty child would say that out loud to the public when approached by his/her own parent, after the parent clearly explained that you should only say that to legitimate strangers

Or a very confused child who is only 4 and didn't understand the concept. Don't assume the child is a brat. He's only 4!

gandhislayer 6

all children are brats. they are growing up in a world that teaches them that being an ignorant, arrogant prick will get you anything in life.

KVKdragon 26

I only half agree with you gandhislayer. some kids are decent if the parents are smart and raising them properly

No, not really...it could get OP in serious trouble. How stupid are you?