be honest though guys, what's the worst thing you've used when you're all alone and you're really horny?

OP is a woman.

Did you sing the starwars theme too?

Hahaha crazy bitch

Well have fun with that bacterial infection. Your not suppose to stick random everyday used items in that area. Novelty sex shops are discrete and they don't judge you on items you buy in fact they probably have bought some themselves. We all have needs so don't be ashamed of it nor risk your body of infection because you are to afraid to get a toy specifically for that purpose. By the way always wash it before and after you use it with mild soap and water.

That's what the Internet is for

Hmm, but not ashamed of sharing it with us, lol. Just go get one! We all have needs. Go to a sex boutique. They are professionals and deal with sex toys. No need to feel ashamed there! =]

You used the internet to post this but have not worked out you can also use it to order things?

And yet you could post it all on here.....:-|

What about discreet online shipping?