Useful idiot

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 075
You deserved it 4 534
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Top comments

chino627 0

make him pay for gas

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Pawned71 0

pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was

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CitrusGirl 0

Pull a Carrie Underwood and dig your keys into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive! He didn't cheat, but it would be nice since he just got his car back.

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metfanatic1986 0

I was thinking that then I saw that comment. it's perfect. lol

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RebeccaRFT 18

And that's probably why you won't be getting into any relationships anytime soon, eh?

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jessecax 0

I bet that's not the only ride he needed!

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perdix 29

"I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights. . ." Then, he'll be yours again.

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CitrusGirl 0

Dude, that was my joke 2 comments earlier.

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livin_plur 0

ha nice u guys, thinking on the same brain waves

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perdix 29

Cool, but you know, your comment hadn't come out as I was writing mine. I was just one minute later, and it was most likely a few seconds after yours. I guess great minds think alike . . . but, then again, so do the mediocre ones ;)

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CitrusGirl 0

I was not claiming credit for the joke. I just felt pretty cool for having thought of the same joke as Perdix. :P

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shadow33456 1

well played...well played

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icyfire617 10

Aww you deserve better... now go destroy his car.

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funnybunnylola 0

wtf make him pay for fricken gas thats what i would do!!!

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TrinityisLife 22

Go Jazmine Sullivan on him.......I bust the windows out your car....

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maidofawesome 0

Now that he has his car back, go destroy it and then his ass will have to walk everywhere

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salvorican 24

Grrr. Make sure his car needs a lifetime worth of repairs

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