Useful idiot

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 075
You deserved it 4 534
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Top comments

chino627 0

make him pay for gas

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Pawned71 0

pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was

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lmaoatall 6

that's tred marks on the heart right there, now go out and tred mark his ass!

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brandybaby1204 0

what an arsehole

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kiddeadpool 0

and that should teach you something very important. look at that relationship as a whole and realize what if is that not only made him leave, but if he even tried to begin with and put that to good use

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lmaoatall 6

what??? damn! ^^

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CamQB4 0

as soon as his car is done getting repaired and sitting at his house.. mess it up. :)

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BAMF519 0

good point I'd do the same

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RideOrDie1248 0

Good move on his part. Thats problem solving at its best :)

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synonymous 1

Well that's just unfortunate. :( Some perspective: you're much better off if you were nothing more than a glorified taxi cab to him. Best of luck.

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locacolloca 0

that isn't f*cked up he did that but it is that he told u

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thebestof1984 0

Slash his tires or pull a fuse!

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