Useless tools

By IronMonkey - 09/06/2009 19:39 - United States

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Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML
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panicked 0

so the condoms are just piling up? give them to hobos in need or something.

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um_duh 0

Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on? If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)

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pleasetryagain 0

I feel like this FML is more suitable summed up as "I can get all this free shit, but I can't use it."

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dannymaxx 0

#41 she tests them to see if they work she gets laid for a living

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adelaide_evening 0

Maybe you could find something else to use them for. I hear they make good water balloons. You can beat people senseless with them before they actually pop.

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helloitisme 0

who cares about getting laid ...? sex is not everything in life. seriously? come on.

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MajorTom85 0

Yeah, I feel like saying you work for a condom company could be a good conversation starter. Plenty of lines of conversation to explore. "Test the product" and all those lines. Also, depending upon how long you've lived there it may not be such a big deal.

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yaa 0

There are more important things in life.

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littlemisslee 0

If you work for durex, your condoms suck. But, you wouldn't know that, would you....

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Some___Guy 0

So? How long have you worked there? How old are you? Not enough information.

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jd0g07 0

Well man sometimes life gives you lemons and sometimes it gives you condoms. You just gotta say **** the condoms and put it in her mouth!! Suuckaaaa!!! Hahahah

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