Useless tools

By IronMonkey - 09/06/2009 19:39 - United States

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Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 767
You deserved it 7 037
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panicked 0

so the condoms are just piling up? give them to hobos in need or something.

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um_duh 0

Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on? If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)

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FeeBeeFerSure 0

Give them to the poor. I'm sure they're getting way more sex than you are. FYL.

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SirJohn_fml 0

This sounds fake.

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castro4life 0

just **** it man ,you still better than , my condoms about to expire,,,,,i got them last year, , :D

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Petethegreat36 0

grammar fail.

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djh1996 0

Well this could be an fml if you've been working there longer then 20 days and your older then 16...

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csfisagelding 0

can't stop laughing. maybe you should get a job in a vinyl girl factory.

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livingdeath 0

Personally, I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, I think not getting laid until you get married is a good thing. Sorry.

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BaldOuting 0

but once you do get laid you are prepared.

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